06:00-
Breakfast: Framing the day for the masses with the latest brainwashing from bank funded public relations companies, presented by a stand-in mother and father figure cooing at you like kindly owls.
09:15-
Fake Britain: The paranoia programming begins here. Watch how loveable, workingclass 'blokes' track down petty criminals selling fake watches and handbags in the highstreet, whilst ignoring all of the serious criminals in the corporate/government buildings around them.
10:00-
Homes Under the Hammer: Mum and dad substitutes look at houses that you cannot afford.
11:00-
Oxford Street Exposed: Authority worshipping documentary that follows the gods of the state (cops) as they investigate petty crimes and (like Fake Britain) ignore the corporate/governmental crime that is happening all around them.
11:45-
Rip Off Britain: More paranoia programming, again looking at petty crime.
12:15-
Bargain Hunt: Fake eccentrics wear silly jackets and bow ties in an attempt to impress lonely old ladies.
13:00-
BBC News at One: National corporate/state propaganda, keeping the masses in fear and ignorance in order to maintain the status quo.
13:30-
BBC Local News: As above, but with things to be scared about on a local level.
13:45-
Doctors: Homosexuality/Cultural Marxism programming about handsome doctors and their fascinating private lives.
14:15-
The Doctor Blake Mysteries: Australian drama about a television safe ‘eccentric’ doctor who spends his time investigating mysteries. Starring the bloke who used to be in Neighbours and is not Jason Donovan or Guy Pearce.
15:10-
Escape to the Country: Another show about houses that you cannot afford.
16:15-
Flog It: Another antique show featuring a fake eccentric in anachronistically quaint clothing.
17:15-
Pointless: The name says it all. More harmless eccentricity, with a quiz show going on in the background featuring the banal, cardigan wearing public answering ‘pointless’ questions about safe subjects like bees, old movies and Mexican football teams.
18:00-
BBC News at Six: Here’s what we want you to think at 6pm.
18:30-
BBC Local News: Detailed information about that local murder, just to make you too terrified to leave your house tonight.
19:00-
The One Show: Banality personified, presented by sexless/unthreatening mommy and daddy types talking to viewers like they are five-year-old children.
19:30-
Eastenders: Cultural Marxism masquerading as drama, with random murders keeping the public in a constant state of anxiety and fear and with story-lines that push the neoliberal agenda of multiculturalism, homosexuality and everything else that is designed to destroy western civilisation. Essential viewing, if you hate yourself and want to see the western world burn.
19:57-
BBC News and Regional News: More fear from the state, and some blatant lies and deception designed to make you think that their authority over you is legitimate, which it isn’t.
20:00-
Holby City: Unbelievable hospital drama featuring attractive young people, and focussing on their relationship issues. Interspersed with gruesome murders, drug overdoses, car crashes and ladder based accidents. Expect your usual BBC dose of homosexuality and anti-family propaganda programming.
21:00-
Capital: Politically correct drama programming about multicultural London stereotypes, based on a book described on Amazon as,
‘Weak stereotypes interrupted by flaky, identical characters that lack any substance, wrapped up in the complete absence of any engaging plot. Avoid.’
22:00-
News at Ten: Oh God, does it never end?
22:30-
Local News: Apparently not. Are you scared yet?
22:37-
Weather: Random guesses about whether or not it’s going to rain tomorrow.
22:40- Imagine: Alan Yentob (former ‘Director of Drama, Entertainment and Children's Programming’ on the BBC during the Jimmy Saville child-rape era and chairman of fradulent, money-wasting charity ‘Kid’s Company’) is given legitimacy that he does not deserve. Here he interviews one of his old architect mates. A show for the drunk, dead, or family members of Mr. Yentob.
23:50-
Possession: 2002 movie about eccentric English poets. Reviewed on the BBC website by Jamie Russell, where he describes it as,
‘Lacking the intelligence of an arthouse picture, or the classy sheen of a British production, "Possession" isn't possessed of anything other than over-wrought emotionalism and unintentional silliness.’
Goodnight, and thankyou for wasting your day on BBC One. Same s**t tomorrow? You betcha.
