“Never, ever underestimate the degree to which people will scatter themselves into a deep fog in order to avoid seeing the basic realities of their own cages. The strongest lock on the prison is always avoidance, not force.” (Stefan Molyneux)
Wednesday, 2 December 2015
Reality Cat is worried about: New Comic Book Day (A webcomic about new comic book day)
Marvel Comics: New releases-2nd December 2015
1: All New All Different Avengers #2 (Threat book with the separated superheroes needing to get together in order to beat the outside threat. Umm, sounds like a western style ‘intervention’ is needed. )
2: All New Inhumans #1 (Superhero girl has the task of helping people out after a comic book catastrophe. Does she work for a NGO? Hey perhaps she can help out in Syria or the Ukraine as well?)
3: All New X-Men (2015) #1 (Brave teenage heroes fight against the prejudices of society. What year is this again? Perhaps it’s set in Saudi Arabia?)
4: Daredevil (2015) #1 (Daredevil is a district attorney now. Hey, perhaps he can investigate some real criminals for a change and not just cartoon gangsters? Nah, just kidding. I know that’s not going to happen. It’s the Kingpin again isn’t it?)
5: Doctor Strange (2015) #3 (Issue #1 was like a 1990’s Constantine comic book, but with all of the non PC edge taking out of it. If you want something safe and with Doctor Strange acting like a playboy professor, then this is the book for you.)
6: Extraordinary X-Men (2015) #3 (More humanity versus the mutants guff again. Something new, please?)
7: Guardians Of Infinity #1 (Friendly characters go on chucklesome adventures around the galaxy. Quips, puns and one-liners guaranteed.)
8: Howard The Duck (2015) #2 (Howard the bloody Duck? What year is this again?)
9: Invincible Iron Man (2015) #4 (Tony Stark has relationship issues. Lucky old Tony.)
10: Miracleman #5 (Do you like the 1980’s? If so, this is the book for you.)
11: Nova (2015) #2 (Nova has to save the world from an earthquake cause by a monster. Fracking?)
12: Red Wolf (2015) #1 (It’s about a cop, in samurai get up. Next…)
13: Spidey #1 (Young Spiderman worries about girls. One for the pre-teens.)
14: Star Wars 2015 #13 (Princess Leia against Darth Vader. You go girl.)
15: Totally Awesome Hulk #1 (Asian Hulk, no really.)
16: Vision (2015) #2 (A book about the vision family. Sounds intensely uninteresting.)
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