Comic Review: ‘68 Bad Sign (One Shot)- This is like totally the coolest, sickest serial killer book ever man

Art: Richard Bonk
Publisher: Image Comics
Writer: Mark Kidwell
Released: 15th April 2015


Serial killers are like really cool, and they have mommy issues, and they are all sick and twisted like, and like that Zodiac killer dude probably threw sexy girls into his cellar whilst wearing like a cool Halloween mask, yeah man, and it’s so cooool, and he like probably had to wear a dress coz of his mom, and like I bet he lived in a house like with foetuses in a jar and like we can do a comic about him and we can put zombies in it man, yeah man, it can be like a zombie apocalypse or something, and like the Zodiac can send the police letters that say they’ll never catch him and that he’s God, and he can like be a sick artist like the joker or something and do a crucifix thing with corpses man, that would be like totally sick man, yeah, so sick man.

Yeah man, and the cop can like have a big moustache and like have sex with girls all of the time coz zombies are everywhere and like the girls don’t care anymore, they just want to have sex with like the heroes with a moustache, yeah man and like the hero moustache cop dude has to stop the Zodiac, and like I hope they totally catch the weirdo coz he’s like tortures sexy girls and stuff, and like then they can chase him and it will be really cool, and like he can be all crazy and like get shot and fall out of a window or something like and then the moustache cop man can say something really cool and like then go and drink whisky and have sex with a hot Police chick or something, like yeah man, cool.

Oh, oh, oh, and don’t forget about the zombies in it as well man, they can like get the Zodiac at the end man, yeah man, like he can be eaten by the zombies like, and that shows that he gets what he deserves or something like, yeah, cool man, cool, this is going to be the best comic book like EVER.


Rating: 1000000/10 (This is like the sickest, coolest comic book that I’ve ever read, and I strongly advise everybody reading this review to buy at least 1000 copies of it immediately)