Check out this week’s preview for Gail Simone’s BatGirl # 31:
‘Clandestine meetings tapped phones, video surveillance - Barbara Gordon is being watched! Who has it in for her, and how can Batgirl investigate without compromising her secret identity?’
Pretty hilarious eh? Who is watching BatGirl? Who do you bloody think? Edward Snowden has been talking about it for the past year. And that’s the problem with mainstream comics in 2014. They exist in a strange pre 9/11, pre Edward Snowden naive era where the good old US of A are the unquestioned good guys and illegal wars, drone murdering of villagers, illegal surveillance and all of the other fascist/collectivist/corporate/socialist realities of the modern world don’t exist. And that’s why I’m writing this blog. If the comic book web sites won’t do it, then I guess I’ll have to do it myself. So what do we have to look forward to this week in the strange, backwards, purposefully ignorant world of comics? Here’s my list of the books to look out for this week.
1- Green Lantern Corps (2011) #31 (Uprising): Set in space, so it has some wriggle room to talk about real issues. This is Part 2 of the Uprising story-arc. Continued from last week’s Green Lantern #31 that featured the amazingly accurate statement about the drug trade on planet Earth- ‘Legalisation is the enemy of profit.’ And that folks is why they make it illegal. Keep it illegal, keep the money coming in and it gives a great excuse to raid people’s homes, dumb them down and fill up the for profit private prison system. Modern day slavery and drugs. Don’t take drugs kids. Don’t fall into the new world order’s sick little trap.
2- Shadow #25: The story about Zombies will be terrible as usual, but this book always has fantastic alternative covers. There are normally two or three of them, so check them out on ebay before ordering.
3- Weird Love #1: Old school horror classics from the 1950’s, when men were still men and the feminised liberal name callers were yet to cry ‘racist’ or ‘sexist’ at anybody who disagreed with them.
Here’s a list of this week’s top five politically correct comic books designed by and for the Rockefeller indoctrinated feminist liberals:
1- Wraith Welcome To Christmasland #6 (Of 7) Stephen King’s talentless son writes a generic serial killer book with some snow in the background. Is the serial killer a government employee? Of course not, he’s a grotesque old man who looks like a serial killer and who would be apprehended in about 2 minutes flat in the real world.
2- Uber #13: An alternative history look at WW2. The favourite war of all contemporary comic book writers. Talking about Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and Syria are no go areas at the moment, so comic book writers continually go back to where it is safe. Cowardly stuff from the mainstream.
3- Justice League United #1: Jeff Lemire continues his slide towards mediocrity with this slice of badly drawn lameness. Think Nato in Canada, with bad jokes, puns and quips instead of interesting, believable and likeable character and a statist mindset that would have all of it’s readers bowing down to anybody wearing a uniform.
4- Royals Masters Of War #4: Once again the cowardly comic book writers are stuck in WW2 battling the evil Nazi’s. This book is particularly insipid as it features the British Royal family (who are actually German) battling the evil Nazi’s.
5- United States Of Murder Inc #1: Another Marvel book that is stuck in the past. This one is about the Mafia, and features people with names like Valentine Gallo. Will they mention the real-life crime families that run the privately owned Federal Reserve Bank of America? What do you think? Just what we need eh? Another book about Italian gangsters. What year is it again?
And that’s my list of what to look out for, and what to avoid this week. I’ll also be picking up a few books not on this list, just to keep up to date with what is happening, and who knows? I might be pleasantly surprised by something.
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